The Ministry of Mischief & The Conspiracy of Sheeple

cordially invite you to

The Wedding Party — 2026 —

at

Burning Man

Josh & Eugene

Tricks  ✦  Furby

"may your love be strange"

Tricks and Furby on the playa Josh and Eugene with gold mouths Burning Man art car Park picnic Furby and Tricks in costume Halloween creatures Art car at Burning Man Halloween at their home Neon playa at night The cats Tricks and Furby on the playa Josh and Eugene with gold mouths Burning Man art car Park picnic Furby and Tricks in costume Halloween creatures Art car at Burning Man Halloween at their home Neon playa at night The cats
§ 01  —   the invitation
✦   ✦   ✦

Deep in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada, under a sky so thick with stars it bends, two San Franciscans are throwing the greatest party on the playa.

Josh (Tricks) and Eugene (Furby) invite you to witness their union at Burning Man 2026 — a celebration as wild and beautiful as their love.

Come for the ceremony.
Stay for the art cars, the deep playa, the strangers who become family,
and the memories you'll carry in the dust forever.

When Burning Man 2026
Aug 30 – Sep 7
Ceremony: when it feels right
Where Black Rock City, NV
Camp Baaahs
Placement TBA
Dress Code Strange.
Maximalist.
Your whole self.
RSVP By July 15, 2026
RSVP below →
Furby and Tricks in costume Furby  ✦  Tricks
Neon art installation on the playa at night Black Rock City, NV  ✦  the playa at night
§ 02  —   get your ticket

The road to
Black Rock City

First burn or fifteenth — here's the complete official 2026 ticket roadmap. Burning Man 2026 runs August 30 – September 7 in Black Rock City, Nevada. RSVP by July 15 and we'll keep you in the loop with direct updates.

Feb 4, 2026 Closed

Sunrise Sale

The first public sale of the year. Registration Jan 26–Feb 3; sale ran Feb 4. Closed now — but there are more below.

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Mar 4 – Apr 20, 2026 Active Now

Stewards Sale

For theme camps, art crews, mutant vehicles, and contributors. Applications closed Feb 27. The purchase window is open through April 20. If you were invited in, buy now.

tickets.burningman.org →
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Apr 20 – 28, 2026 Opens in 9 days

Main Sale — Registration Window

This is the big one. Register during this 8-day window for the lottery. Randomly selected registrants get to purchase. You must have a Burner Profile first (free — do it now). Tickets run ~$575–$1,400+. Vehicle passes sold separately.

Create your Burner Profile →
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Apr 29+, 2026 Coming Up

Main Sale — Purchase Window

Invited lottery registrants can purchase from April 29. Largest and best-stocked sale of the year. Didn't get selected? STEP is your next move — it's already open.

Official Ticket Info →
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Mar 18 – Aug 28, 2026 Open Now

STEP — Secure Ticket Exchange

The official face-value resale program — already open now and running through late August. No scalpers, no markups. Best backup if the main sale doesn't pan out.

STEP Program →

~Late Summer 2026 TBA

OMG Sale & Gates Open Aug 30

A final limited sale for anyone still without a ticket. Dates TBA — watch burningman.org in July. Gates open August 30, 2026. RSVP below and we'll send you updates the moment anything changes.

Need Help Navigating Tickets?

Tickets can be confusing — especially for first-timers. Josh & Eugene are camping with Baaahs again this year, and being part of a registered theme camp can help with access to directed sales. If you need help finding a ticket or a camp placement, reach out to Tricks via the RSVP form — he'll help you figure it out.

§ 03  —   survival & wonder

The Playa
Prep Guide

From Tricks & Furby — what we swear by for making it to the wedding on your feet and fully in your heart. Save this list.

Tricks and Furby with a Burning Man art car BRC ✦ art car life
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Water. Then More Water.

1.5 gallons per person per day minimum — more if you're dancing. Electrolytes are life. Camelback for daytime. If you haven't peed in 2 hours, stop and drink.

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The Temperature Swings

Days hit 100°F+ (38°C+). Nights drop to 40°F (4°C). Real sleeping bag, shade for your tent, and layers you can peel. The swing is what surprises everyone their first year.

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Dust Is Your Life Now

Alkaline fine-particle dust gets into everything. Goggles are non-negotiable. Bring a respirator for whiteouts, saline eye drops, and heavy moisturizer. Your lips will try to turn to jerky.

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Go Wild on Costuming

It's Burning Man. It's a wedding. Maximum weird is the minimum. Fur coats, sequins, body paint, LEDs. Pack at least one ceremony-worthy look. The playa rewards the bold.

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Bring a Bike. Decorate It.

BRC is 3+ miles across. You need a bike with lights — EL wire, blinkies, anything bright. Riding without lights at night is how you get run over by an art car. Decorate aggressively.

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The Gift Economy

No money on the playa (except ice & coffee at Center Camp). Bring something to give. Leave No Trace means what you brought in, you carry out. MOOP is forever.

Power & Charging

No outlets anywhere. Large power bank (30,000mAh+) and/or solar panel. Coordinate with camp on generator access. Keep your phone charged enough to find people.

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Go to Sunrise. At Least Once.

Wake before dawn. Ride to deep playa. Watch the sun come up over the Black Rock Mountains with nothing ahead of you but silence and dust. It will rearrange something in you. We promise.

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For the Ceremony

Show up in your finest strange. Bring dancing shoes, an open heart, and something to say if we ask. Prepare to cry, make lifelong friends, and dance under the stars at the weirdest, most beautiful wedding you've ever attended.

§ 03.5  —   the playa kit

Gear Up
for the Burn

Everything you actually need — from where you'll sleep to how you'll survive the dust. Links go directly to Amazon searches or the best source for each item. Don't wing it. The playa will eat you alive if you show up unprepared, and we need you alive for the wedding.

🏕️ Where You'll Sleep

Gold Standard
Shiftpod 2

The cult classic. Reflective shell keeps it 20–30°F cooler inside than a regular tent. Pops up in 60 seconds. Dust-sealed zippers. If you're serious about comfort, this is it — and it lasts for years.

Shop Shiftpod.com →
Veteran Favorite
Kodiak Canvas Tent

Heavy canvas blocks UV and holds up in dust storms. Breathes better than synthetic tents and keeps heat out. The Flex-Bow 6-person is a popular choice for solo or duo camping with room to breathe.

Search on Amazon →
Maximum Comfort
RV Rental

AC, a bed, and a bathroom. Split between 4–6 people and it's surprisingly affordable. RVshare and Outdoorsy are the two main platforms — book early, BM inventory goes fast.

Budget-Friendly
Car Camping

If you're driving an SUV, minivan, or hatchback, fold the seats flat and sleep inside. Add a platform, an air mattress, and blackout curtains and it's genuinely comfortable. Zero rental cost.

SUV air mattress →
Actually Brilliant
Moving Truck Conversion

Rent a 10 or 15 ft box truck, build out a platform bed, and fill it with all your gear. Big community of people do this — you get a cool, dark, weatherproof room on wheels. Cheaper than you'd think when split.

U-Haul rentals →

Shade structure tip: No matter your sleeping setup, bring a shade canopy or ez-up for daytime. The sun is relentless and you need covered outdoor space to exist during peak afternoon hours.

💧 Hydration & Staying Cool

Hydration Pack (3L)

Non-negotiable. You need hands-free water access at all times. CamelBak MULE or Osprey Skarab are the classic choices. Get the 3-liter bladder — smaller ones run out too fast.

Amazon →
Electrolyte Packets

Water alone isn't enough — you lose electrolytes sweating all day. LMNT, Liquid IV, or Nuun tabs. Bring more than you think you need. Hyponatremia (low sodium) is a real risk on the playa.

Amazon →
Battery Misting Fan

A handheld misting fan is one of the best quality-of-life items you'll own on the playa. The evaporative cooling effect in dry desert air is dramatic. Get one with a rechargeable battery.

Amazon →
Neck Cooling Towels

Soak in water, wring out, snap to activate. Drape around your neck for instant cooling. Cheap, light, effective. Bring 3–4 so you always have a dry backup.

Amazon →
Collapsible Water Containers

5-gallon collapsible jugs for camp water storage. You'll buy a water allowance at BRC or bring your own — either way you need vessels. Platypus and MSR make good ones.

Amazon →
Evaporative Cooling Vest

For peak afternoon heat, a soaked cooling vest can be a game-changer. Especially useful for people who run hot or have trouble in extreme heat.

Amazon →

🥽 Dust, Eyes & Lungs

Non-Negotiable
Playa Goggles

In a whiteout, you literally cannot see. Ventilated, anti-fog goggles are essential — not optional. Get ones that seal against your face. Ski goggles or motocross-style both work great.

Amazon →
Non-Negotiable
P100 Respirator or Dust Mask

A bandana is not enough. A 3M half-mask P100 respirator filters playa dust effectively. For lighter use, quality N95s work for shorter exposures. Have both.

Amazon →
Saline Nasal Spray

Playa dust is alkaline and desiccating. Saline spray several times a day keeps your sinuses from drying out completely. Little Remedies or any pharmacy brand — buy a few.

Amazon →
Preservative-Free Eye Drops

Preservative-free single-use vials (Refresh Celluvisc or Systane). The playa is brutal on eyes. Use them liberally. Regular preserved drops irritate inflamed eyes — get preservative-free.

Amazon →
Dust-Proof Bags & Cases

Playa dust destroys electronics. Store your phone, camera, and batteries in sealed ziplock bags or dustproof cases when not in use. Your future self will thank you.

Amazon →

👢 Footwear

Protect Your Ankles
Ankle Boots or Hiking Boots

Low shoes or open sandals fill with playa dust in minutes. You want ankle coverage — a boot that closes out the dust. Leather or synthetic, doesn't matter. Just cover the ankles. Broken-in before you arrive.

Amazon →
Wool or Moisture-Wicking Socks

Merino wool regulates temperature, resists odor, and doesn't get scratchy when dusty. Bring way more pairs than you think you need — at least 8–10 for a week. Your feet will be doing a lot.

Amazon →
Camp Sandals or Crocs

For around camp (not deep playa), a pair of slides or Crocs is great. Gives your feet a break from boots. But never rely on them as your only footwear.

Amazon →
Blister Prevention

You will walk more than you expect. Moleskin and Body Glide anti-chafe balm are essential. Apply pre-emptively before blisters form, not after. Your feet will do miles every day.

Amazon →

☀️ Sun Protection & Skin

Bring A Lot
Mineral Sunscreen SPF 50+

You're at altitude, in a reflective white dust environment, with no shade. Zinc oxide mineral sunscreen is better than chemical — doesn't wash off in sweat as easily. Apply constantly. Seriously, you will burn.

Amazon →
Wide-Brim Sun Hat

A hat with a 3"+ brim makes a huge difference. Crushable/packable styles work well. UPF-rated fabric is a bonus. Pair with neck gaiter for full coverage.

Amazon →
UV-Blocking Long Sleeve Shirt

Counter-intuitive but true: a light, breathable long-sleeve UV shirt keeps you cooler than bare skin by blocking direct solar radiation. Get UPF 50+ rated fabric in white or light color.

Amazon →
SPF Lip Balm + Body Lotion

Playa destroys lips and skin. SPF lip balm applied constantly. And bring a heavy duty moisturizing body lotion — CeraVe or Eucerin — to repair skin each night. Your skin will thank you for months.

Amazon →

Lights & Costuming

This is a Burning Man wedding. Maximum weird is the minimum. Dress for the event you want to attend. Also: by BRC rules, you must have lights on yourself and your bike after dark. This is not optional — it's a safety rule, and you will be told to go back and get lights if you forget.

Required After Dark
EL Wire Kit

Electroluminescent wire is the classic BM body light. Flexible, colourful, low battery draw. Get a kit with battery pack and multiple colors — wrap it around your costume, backpack, anything.

Amazon →
Required After Dark
LED Bike Lights

Front and rear, minimum. But more is better. Spoke lights, frame lights, handlebar lights — the more visible your bike, the safer you are in the dark. Flashing patterns over solid.

Amazon →
LED Strip Lights (Battery)

Battery-powered LED strips for your costume, tent, or camp. RGB color-changing options are great. USB-rechargeable versions run all night on a power bank.

Amazon →
Glitter, Body Paint & Fur

Leave inhibitions at home. Chunky biodegradable glitter, face paint, body shimmer, faux fur coats, sequin everything — the playa rewards the committed. Your everyday clothes will feel boring forever after.

Amazon →

🧥 Cold Nights (Yes, Really)

Temperatures drop to 40–50°F (4–10°C) at night. Every single year, people show up with only warm-weather gear and suffer through the nights. Bring real layers.

Sleeping Bag — 30°F Rated

Don't bring a summer bag. Nights get genuinely cold. A 30°F rated bag will keep you comfortable without being overkill. Mummy style is warmest; rectangular is more comfortable.

Amazon →
Packable Puffer Jacket

A good insulated jacket that compresses small enough to fit in your backpack. You'll be out at 3am and you'll want it. Synthetic fill is better than down in dusty environments.

Amazon →
Warm Hat & Gloves

A beanie and light gloves for the coldest nights (usually before dawn). Sounds excessive until you're watching sunrise at 6am shivering without them.

Amazon →
Thermal Base Layers

Lightweight merino or synthetic thermal top and bottom. Wear under a costume for warmth without bulk. Great for late-night adventures when the temperature drops fast.

Amazon →

Power

Portable Power Station (500Wh+)

A Jackery, EcoFlow, or Goal Zero power station keeps your devices, lights, and fans running all week. 500Wh is the minimum useful size; 1000Wh+ if you're running a fan all night. Pair with solar.

Amazon →
Foldable Solar Panel (100W)

The playa gets 10+ hours of sun. A 100W foldable solar panel charges your power station during the day. Get one compatible with your power station brand (most use MC4 connectors).

Amazon →
High-Capacity Power Bank

A 30,000mAh+ power bank keeps your phone, lights, and small devices going when you're away from camp. Anker makes reliable, dust-resistant options. Carry it always.

Amazon →

🧴 Hygiene & Comfort

Body Wet Wipes (Many Packs)

There are no showers (unless your camp has one). Large unscented body wipes are how you stay clean all week. Burt's Bees, DUDE Wipes, or baby wipes work. Bring a lot — each wipe does one body part.

Amazon →
Dr. Bronner's Castile Soap

Biodegradable, all-purpose. Works for body, hair, dishes. Concentrated — a little goes a long way. The standard for Leave No Trace hygiene. Peppermint is refreshing in the heat.

Amazon →
Heavy Moisturizer (CeraVe / Eucerin)

The playa strips moisture from skin faster than almost any environment on earth. Apply a thick moisturizer head-to-toe every morning and evening. Your skin will thank you for weeks after.

Amazon →
Dry Shampoo

Your hair will be dusty all week. Dry shampoo absorbs oil and makes your hair feel human again without water. Get a multi-pack — you'll use more than you expect.

Amazon →

Leave No Trace: Everything you bring in, you carry out. Pack a dedicated MOOP bag (Matter Out Of Place) — even glitter and sequins. Zero tolerance for litter on the playa.

§ 04  —   join the crew

Say yes
to the burn

Fill out the form and you're in our loop — ticket updates, camp details, packing lists, ceremony info, and everything else as the burn approaches. We'll take good care of you.

RSVP by July 15, 2026

Need help with tickets or camp placement?
Let Tricks know in the form — he'll help you figure it out.

Tricks and Furby say yes  ✦  to the burn
RSVP — THE WEDDING PARTY 2026

Ticket updates, camp info, packing lists, and ceremony details — coming to your inbox.
No spam. Only love, dust, and wedding logistics.  ✦
Please RSVP by July 15, 2026.

Need Tickets or a Camp? Talk to Tricks.

Not sure how to get a ticket, what STEP or the directed sale means, or whether you want to camp with us at Baaahs? Josh is happy to walk you through the whole thing. Mention it in the form above — this is a community, not just a wedding.

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